March 2012
Me: Good morning sleepy head!
Synyster Gates: What are you doing in my bed?
Me:
Syn:
Me: I made you breakfast...
Syn: You can stay...
Zacky: DON'T TOUCH MY MAN!!!
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, inspiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
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TUMBLR STAFF BLOG: GIVEAWAY ALERT
Dearest d-irtybri, In response to the tons of annoying Apple product related spam recently cluttering your dashboard, we have teamed up with Apple’s development team to ACTUALLY GIVE AWAY APPLE PRODUCTS! Under the condition that you agree to “test” the product, by allowing basic debug data to be automatically sent to Apple’s dev and diagnostics teams. So, in a nutshell.....
